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-ee words

February 7, 2017

Evening homework time:

Mom: Okay Ana, write down some -ee words please.

Ana: b-e-e bee. n-e-e-d, need. s-l-e-e-p, sleep. s-e-e, see. f-r-e-e, free.

Rafa: p-e-e, pee.

10 more times

August 10, 2016
Batman 2

Mum: Rafa! PJs! Please! Bud! Rafa: Mom. You’re going to have to ask another 10 times.

 

 

Mom, guess why my socks are in this bag?

July 1, 2016

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Mom: Ah, I don’t know. Why don’t you tell me.

Rafa: They fell into the toilet.

Mom: How did your socks fall in the toilet?

Rafa: I don’t know. They just fell off my hand!

 

 

Hitting the roof

June 27, 2016

Mum: Rafa, you better stop that kid, or I’m going to hit the roof.

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What? Up there?!?

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You can’t hit anything up there, Mum.

Green points

June 14, 2016
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Check out my sunnies. I got them as a prize for getting lots of green points at the office.

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“You look beautiful bud” “I think you mean cool. I look cool.”

Rafaisms

May 26, 2016

DSC_0919Rafa: If T-Rex was the King of the dinosaur’s, why did he eat other dinosaurs?

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Rafa: Mama, I said leche…. please!!!…. Mama! 3…..2….don’t let me get to 1!

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Rafa: What does quite mean, mom?

Mum: ‘quite’ is like, a little bit.

Rafa: You’re quite Mom!

When are we going?

March 11, 2016

Rafa: Mum, why haven’t we been to outer space yet?

Mum: Um. Well it’s quite hard to get there.

Rafa: No it’s not. You just go up there [pointing up]. Into the stars.

Mum: But we don’t have a rocket ship.

Rafa: Then let’s go buy one.

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It’s all about the money

March 9, 2016

Papi: Ana, if you clear away all the plates I’ll give you a penny.

Ana: Are you kidding me? That’s worth at least a quarter.

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Fixing White Bear

April 20, 2015
I can fix White Bear

I can fix White Bear

This should do the trick

This should do the trick

Sew?  What's that?

Sew? What’s that?

When God created the universe

April 14, 2015
Discussion God and the creation of the universe over breakfast.

Discussing God and the creation of the universe over breakfast.

“So first God created, who was it?  The boy and the girl?”

“Adam and Eve?”

“Yeah, Adam and Eve.  So first God created them.  Then he thought, these guys need cities.  So he created worker men to build the cities.  Then God thought.  I better make something nice for the children.  So he created Chuck-E-Cheeses”