Posts Tagged ‘funny things kids say’

Mom, guess why my socks are in this bag?

July 1, 2016

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Mom: Ah, I don’t know. Why don’t you tell me.

Rafa: They fell into the toilet.

Mom: How did your socks fall in the toilet?

Rafa: I don’t know. They just fell off my hand!

 

 

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Hitting the roof

June 27, 2016

Mum: Rafa, you better stop that kid, or I’m going to hit the roof.

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What? Up there?!?

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You can’t hit anything up there, Mum.

‘in’ words

April 7, 2016

I’m making a list of ‘in’ words for my kindergarten homework.

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pin, tin, fin, chin, win, bin…

Mum said, “Bin! That’s cool you’ve got a Kiwi word in there Ana”

I don’t know what she’s talking about. We say ‘bin’ here. Like, “where have you bin?’

When God created the universe

April 14, 2015
Discussion God and the creation of the universe over breakfast.

Discussing God and the creation of the universe over breakfast.

“So first God created, who was it?  The boy and the girl?”

“Adam and Eve?”

“Yeah, Adam and Eve.  So first God created them.  Then he thought, these guys need cities.  So he created worker men to build the cities.  Then God thought.  I better make something nice for the children.  So he created Chuck-E-Cheeses”

Monday stories

February 2, 2015
Mum: Ana, what are we going to say about this picture for the blog today?

Mum: Ana, what are we going to say about this picture for the blog today?

Ana: This was when we were going to gymnastics and having snacks.  Mummy found our glasses in the car.  Daddy let us wear our glasses in the car and then we laughed and we looked at each other and had a fun day.  Gymnastics class was good.  We did not get to go on the rope.  But we did go on the bars.  We did pushups and then we got a sticker but mine went down the drain when we had a bath and I said, “bye, bye sticker.”

Rafa: I want to tell a story.  Me and Ana.  We wore our glasses in the car and we were going to gymnastics.  The end.

Rafa-ism

November 4, 2014

The fire fighters visited our school in their big, red fire truck which goes wee-ooo wee-ooo wee-ooo and they taught us what to do if we there is a fire on us.  We need to stop, plop, and roll.

Ana and I demonstrating the stop, plop and roll technique.

Ana and I demonstrating the stop, plop and roll technique.

Ana rhymes

October 14, 2014

Mum: What rhymes with hat?

Ana: Cat and rat.

Mum: What rhymes with rug?

Ana: Hug and bug

Mum: Great job.  What other rhymes do you know?

Ana:  Sheep and peep and, oh I know, bucket and chuck it.

Mum: Can’t argue with that!

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Polystyrene picking and pick up

September 25, 2014
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We picked a piece of polystyrene apart in the car today. Mum had asked us to refrain from such an activity but it was just too satisfying to stop.

Mum gave us a plastic bag to pick up all the pieces.

So when we got home Mum gave us a plastic bag and ordered us to pick up all the pieces.

"No Rafa!  You're just a little boy so you have to pick up all the little pieces.  I'll pick up the big pieces."

“No Rafa! You’re just a little boy so you have to pick up all the little pieces. I’ll pick up the big pieces.”

When it’s on the line

September 20, 2014
Playing Chutes and Ladders with Mum.

Playing Chutes and Ladders with Mum.

So when the spinner lands on the line I get to move 3 AND 4 squares, right?

So when the spinner lands on the line I get to move 3 AND 4 squares, right?

That doesn’t make sense!

August 6, 2014

Me: Why do we live in sauce?

Dad: What do you mean?

Me: Cross Creek Ranch.  That’s a sauce.  Isn’t it?  It’s for dipping carrots.

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